Light, straightforward, and a little bit wry — this women’s tee speaks with quiet honesty. The soft, semi-fitted silhouette sits close without clinging, giving you a slim, lived-in look that layers easily under jackets or stands alone on warm days. The front text reads with deadpan humor, a gentle boundary set in plain type: a small armor for social situations and smoke-filled offers alike. Wear it to neighborhood coffee shops, late-night hangs, or when you want to be clear without saying too much. It stretches, holds its shape, and washes up ready for round two — a simple wardrobe piece for someone who values comfort and clear communication.

Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton (varies by color) — soft, breathable lightweight fabric
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams — retains shape and flatters the silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — holds its shape and resists stretching
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and hem — reinforced for durability
- Tear-away label and runs true to size — comfortable, low-irritation wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean