This cozy crewneck captures that frazzled-joy of the holidays with a cheeky, overstimulated penguin design that actually understands how crowded December can feel. Soft, slightly heavyweight fabric holds its shape while the embroidered or printed penguin looks at the world with wide eyes — equal parts exhausted and ready to celebrate. Wear it over a loose tee or under a parka during tree-lighting walks. It’s the kind of sweatshirt that makes you smile when the house is loud, the lights are bright, and you just want something warm that matches your sense of humor and holiday survival skills.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother, waste-reducing construction
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength
- Embroidered or printed design placement options (left, center, large center chest, wrists)
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing; age-adult and safety-compliant
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
How long will my order take to arrive?
We aim to have all UK orders delivered within 5-7 business days. Delivery times may vary slightly depending on the supplier and the products ordered.
Do you offer international shipping?
Yes, we ship to many countries worldwide. Shipping costs and estimated delivery times will be displayed at checkout.
How can I track my order?
Once your order has been dispatched, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow its journey.
Can I change or cancel my order?
If your order hasn’t entered production or been dispatched, please contact us as soon as possible and we’ll do our best to help.
How do I know what size to order?
Please check the product photos for the relevant size chart before placing your order. If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.
Are your products true to size?
Most of our products are true to size, but fit can vary slightly between styles. We recommend checking the size chart provided on each product listing.
What materials are your clothes made from?
Material information can be found within each product description.
What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery, provided items are unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition.
Can I exchange an item for a different size?
Yes, exchanges are available subject to stock availability. Please contact our customer support team for assistance.
How long do refunds take?
Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are typically processed within 5-10 business days.
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept all major debit and credit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other payment methods available at checkout.
Is my payment information secure?
Yes. All payments are processed through secure, encrypted payment providers to keep your information safe.
How can I contact customer support?
You can reach our team via email, our contact form, or through our social media channels.
Do you restock sold-out items?
Some popular designs may be restocked. If a product is currently unavailable, keep an eye on our store or contact us for availability information.
What if my item arrives damaged or incorrect?
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos of the issue and we’ll work to resolve it as quickly as possible. How does this look
Exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unused and returned in their original condition and packaging. Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer unless the item is faulty or incorrect. Sale and custom items are non-refundable.
No refund unless shirt is actively damaged or order doesn’t arrive.
