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A cozy, midweight crewneck that wears like an inside joke at family gatherings. Soft, slightly fleecy fabric and a clean, classic cut make this sweatshirt a go-to when the season turns busy and patience runs thin. The front's playful, muted holiday-style print reads like the perfect low-key commentary — part dry humor, part comfort blanket — so you can lean into the chaos without shouting. Built with reinforced seams and a stretchy ribbed collar, it holds shape wash after wash. Slip it on for late-night cookie runs, chaotic decorating sessions, or slow coffee mornings when you need a little wearable sarcasm and warmth.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTF inner labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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We aim to have all UK orders delivered within 5-7 business days. Delivery times may vary slightly depending on the supplier and the products ordered.
Do you offer international shipping?
Yes, we ship to many countries worldwide. Shipping costs and estimated delivery times will be displayed at checkout.
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Once your order has been dispatched, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow its journey.
Can I change or cancel my order?
If your order hasn’t entered production or been dispatched, please contact us as soon as possible and we’ll do our best to help.
How do I know what size to order?
Please check the product photos for the relevant size chart before placing your order. If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.
Are your products true to size?
Most of our products are true to size, but fit can vary slightly between styles. We recommend checking the size chart provided on each product listing.
What materials are your clothes made from?
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What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery, provided items are unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition.
Can I exchange an item for a different size?
Yes, exchanges are available subject to stock availability. Please contact our customer support team for assistance.
How long do refunds take?
Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are typically processed within 5-10 business days.
What payment methods do you accept?
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Is my payment information secure?
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Do you restock sold-out items?
Some popular designs may be restocked. If a product is currently unavailable, keep an eye on our store or contact us for availability information.
What if my item arrives damaged or incorrect?
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Exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unused and returned in their original condition and packaging. Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer unless the item is faulty or incorrect. Sale and custom items are non-refundable.
No refund unless shirt is actively damaged or order doesn’t arrive.

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